Friday Afternoon MSN (Paraphrased and edited for dramatic effect)
A: If you respect her boundaries
A: She will respect yours
C: What if I don't want her to respect my boundaries?
A: Most guys don't seem to want their boundaries respected
C: I like my boundaries violated!
C: I'd love for her to violate them!
With nothing much to do at home on a Friday night, I decided to head off to the gym to release some energy. Actually I should have been in the city celebrating a friend's birthday but that's a long story, something along the lines of .... late night, early start, early finish, slept and woke up too late.
Anyhow, there I was running on the treadmill, watching the olympic games on one of the many tv screens. The men's white water kayaking was on. The sport is kinda boring to be honest, at least from a spectator's perspective anyways. My eyes wondered to the other screens and I noticed something extremely odd and should not have been on during prime time tv!
What I saw was some kind of phallic shaped plant, pale yellow with a green sheath around it. Imagine a corn cob with the green leaves half unwrapped but MUCH bigger. You're probably thinking, boy I must be really immature but this isn't what startled me. What I saw next was really bizarre! A hand appeared and it began to stroke the plant, no joke! It started from the top and moved in a swirlling motion all the way down. The hand kept doing this over and over, up and down for at least a minute. Note that the sound isn't played so I couldn't really tell what was actually going on nor what the show was. At this point, I was in a fit of giggles. Imagine giggling and running at the same time, it's painful! I was trying not to burst out laughing all together. It gets worse though.
The camera eventually pans out for a bit and you see who the hand belongs to and it's some old lady i reckon in her 50s with grey hair. Ewwww and you know what, now you can see her actually stroking the phallic plant and smiling too!! Ewwwwww.... I was wondering what kind of sick porn show would be on at this hour and in a public gym as well! Then the camera pans out further and you can see she is talking to.... Don Burke. I was watching Burke's Backyard! hahahaha... They must've been trying to fertlise the plant or something hahaha
Needless to say, I couldn't control myself at that point and ended up with a stitch laughing. Lucky the gym is kinda empty on Friday nights hehehehe
Minhster xxxxx i feel like a lemming
Minhster xxxxx u know what lemmings are?
xxxxx Minhster no
xxxxx Minhster what are they?
Minhster xxxxx hehe never seen lemmings the game/
Minhster xxxxx ?
xxxxx Minhster no
xxxxx Minhster hehehe not a comp game addict
xxxxx Minhster thank goodness hehehehe
Minhster xxxxx well basically lemmings are these stupid little creatures
Minhster xxxxx they just keep going in the same direction they are moving in
Minhster xxxxx regardless of danger
xxxxx Minhster i can already see a resemblance
xxxxx Minhster :P
Minhster xxxxx they will run into walls even though it's plain obvious they keep getting knocked back
Minhster xxxxx they will even walk off cliffs etc
Minhster xxxxx that's why i feel like a lemming
